
YOUR MONEY SECRETS ARE SAFE.
No storage. No logs. No funny business. Your bank statement is none of our business — we just run the numbers and hand them back.
Last updated: April 2026
The Short Version
If you read nothing else, read this. The rest is just the detail work.
Zero Storage
Your file is never saved to any server, database, or disk. It disappears the moment analysis is done.
Zero Logs
We don't log what you upload, what your transactions say, or what your score is. Nothing.
Browser-Only Results
Your results live in the URL or your browser tab. Close it and they're gone. No account needed.
What We Actually Collect
Honestly? Almost nothing. Here's the full list.
- Your email address — only if you choose to email yourself your results. It's optional and used for a single send.
- No account. No profile. No password.
- No name, no age, no location, no device fingerprint.
- No cookies used to track you across sites.
- No analytics platform recording your every click.
What Happens to Your Financial Data
This is the important one. Pay attention.
- Your PDF or CSV is transmitted securely over HTTPS to the Claude API for analysis. That's it.
- The result (your score, roast, and badges) is returned to your browser.
- We never store, cache, re-read, or look at your bank statement. Not even once.
- No employee, contractor, or bot has access to what you uploaded.
Note on Anthropic: Your bank statement is processed by Claude, made by Anthropic. Anthropic handles data per their own privacy policy. We send your file to their API and receive the result — we have no control over their infrastructure.
Cookies & Analytics
- No tracking cookies. We don't follow you around the internet.
- No third-party analytics (no Google Analytics, Mixpanel, or Hotjar).
- No A/B testing platforms recording your behaviour.
- We may use basic server logs (IP address, request path, timestamp) for infrastructure health and security. These are not tied to your financial data and are not shared.
If this ever changes — say, we add analytics — we'll update this page and note the date at the top.
Third-Party Services
We use two external services. That's the whole list.
Anthropic (Claude API)
Analyzes your bank statement and produces your score, roast, and badges.
Receives: your bank statement (PDF or CSV content). Does not receive: your email or any personal identity.
Resend
Sends the results email if you request it.
Receives: your email address and a pre-built email template. Does not receive: your bank statement or score breakdown.
We don't sell data to advertisers, data brokers, or anyone else. There's nothing to sell.
The Email Results Feature
You can optionally email yourself a link to your results. Here's how it works:
- Your results are encoded as a Base64 string and embedded in the link URL itself — not stored on our servers.
- We send the email once, immediately. We don't retain your email address after sending.
- The link contains your score, verdict, and badge data — no raw transaction details.
- We don't build a mailing list. We don't send follow-ups. We definitely don't sell your email.
Your Rights
You have the right to access, correct, or delete any personal data we hold. Here's the honest answer: we hold almost none.
- Since we don't store financial data, there's nothing to request, export, or delete there.
- If you emailed yourself results, your email address was used once and not retained — there's nothing left to delete.
- If you're in the EU or UK, you have rights under GDPR. If you're in California, you have rights under CCPA. We respect both.
- Questions about your data? Email us. We'll respond within 30 days.
Questions?
If something here doesn't make sense or you want to know more about how we handle your data, just ask.
hello@heavenoorhell.app